Author	Topic:   Why has Yisrael not been knighted?
Shimone	posted 2/2/04 0:22 AM       I stare at disbelief. (Sorry i retract that comment as most of the time i'm asleep.) My shut eyelids therefore gaze in wonder how Yisrael my trusty chavrusa has not earnt himself an honourary title. Ne suggestions why the classy chavrusa ( look at the good use of alliteration SCHFM whtvr letters constitute ur name!!!) of mine has not been given a CBE MBE YMCA HSBC plz inform moi!!!
Gideon	posted 2/2/04 10:26 PM     I strongly agree with indian. It is not often i agree with him as usually he talks a lot of tosh espacially on this excellent message board. however yisroel is legend and surely is a hot candidate for head boy sorry dov he gets my vote. Furthermore he is aslo my chavrusa for chumash rashi and is good and understanding even for the weaker boys such as me. Also a special note to the best chavrusa ever richei cohen.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish	posted 2/4/04 7:26 PM     I would be inclined to agree with both Shimone and Gide, by I have one minor alteration to make. Yisroel as we know suffers form a very rare condition named "Split Radio Personality Syndrome", not on air he is a nice, charming, intelligent "Hasmo boy" taking 5 A-level subjects. He is a very conscientious and hard working student who if you met him once, you would percieve him to be almost normal. But we are all decieved. (You should come to a BH lesson everyone, come and see what happens and you will no what he really is like in school.) Anyway, hand Yisroel a microphone and he becomes a living maniac!!!! This nutcase has gained a name for himself and that name is Professor Hershy Cholent!! He is also a very good impressionist!! Therefore I propose that we don't just give him one knighthood, OBE, MBE, CBE and all that, we should give him two for each of his personalities. Oh and I have altered the joke slightly: What do you call a fish with lots of eyes? Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiish http://JonathanLevy'shomework.edu.uk your guide to exam success
ReTuM	posted 4/19/04 8:20 PM     I strongly agree. As a new 2OB librarian, I feel we may have difficulties producing Hasmo FM 3 without someone like Yisroel Cohen. Any volunteers? come to the 2OB library to apply.