Author	Topic:   Girls?
Chana Mindelle	posted 2/5/04 9:39 PM     So, boys its time for you to get a kicking about why you think your all 'that'. It's about time girls got on this site, and discussed something real, worthwhile and relevant. We do not want to try and baffle your pea brained anscestor of gorilla minds with longs words as you do to the rest of your primates, so we will keep it short, sweet and simple: Boys are full of their own ego and spend more time infront of the mirror than most girls (there are of course a few exceptions), greasing their hair with 50p tubs of gel when you should realise that this is top on the list of the most offputting things, its greasy and it smells. You think fighting and bundles are cool, sorry but what is cool about a bunch of sweaty animals jumping all over each other close enough to smell each others BO? Beats me? then agaion you dont even need to be that close!!! Ha ha ha! And football, please explain why there is a fasination with following a league of 500 different teams all competeing for a little silver cup which is worth about 0.01% of what they are worth?! you spend all your time fabricating lies about different girls who like you and want to know you when you know none of them have acually even looked at you (probably due to the gel in you hair!) - ooh and the BO. Boys you are an interesting specie, and yes i will probably end up marrying one of you one day - admit our scared - but seriously the tyoes of qualities that are wanted by most girls are not the type that you have: dirty, rude, smelly, not funny, unkind, perverted minded and egotistical. anyway, please reply...if you dare, got the guts? not that you should be speaking to girls anyhow - especially noch on the hasmo website! lots of love, hugs and kisses - thats the closest its ever gonna get mate - for now anyway! Chana x - p.s. this identity is hidden and no dont even try and guess who i really am, however i am truly speaking as a spokesman for all hasmo girls and beis yaakov for all you know! =0)
rochela faiga	posted 2/5/04 10:17 PM     chana, what you say is mumish emes..- but are you sure we should be tempting boys to make contact- it is ossur after all- is it not? mean while ill see you tomorow in politics...(is she bluffing i hear you ask,) love rochela :)
Mr. Goldwater	posted 2/5/04 11:46 PM       To whom it may concern, I suppose it was only a matter of time before somthing of this sort happened. I don't know whether the person purporting to be called "Chana Mindelle" has bothered to read the full content of this excellent forum. If she has, she will have discovered that this message board is a haven of sanity in a world of chaos, an oasis of tranquility in a desert of madness and a forum of truth in a world of falsehood. Madam, your crude critique of the male sex may have been mildly offensive had it appeared on some other message board, but on this one, it is a total aberration. I do not know which males she has been watching (or smelling), but clearly she has gained a rather undeveloped (some might say hazy) view of our good selves. If we are all so terrible, why has she challenged us to reply to her so-called message - why has she lowered herself to our pitiful level? Surely she would want to have nothing to do with people she describes as "dirty, rude, smelly, not funny, unkind, perverted minded and egotistical (sic)". She might qualify for the epithet "misandrist" (the opposite of a misogynist), considering the way she goes to task against us. Finally, madame, consider the discourtesy you have done all the honourable writers of this eminent message board by intruding in this brusque fashion, insulting them, and leaving. Shame on you. I am, madame, only just, your obedient servant, Mr. Goldwater.
Chana Mindelle	posted 2/6/04 2:17 PM     Dear Sir oh' knighted one Goldwater, you have further proved our theory right! too many long words, flowering over a comment made up if very little context, is this the charm with which you want to grace our gender with, cos if so mate, you aint gonna get very far! however we appreciate your point if view, and beg you to look into your own common room more closley? riding shopping trolleys? killing yr 7's? pictures of girls on the wall? This is by no means an attack on your gracefulness only on your gender and attitude, big it up to feminists, if you are my obideint servant please buy me chips and a shwarma from the white house!Thank you kindly x
Faigie Leah	posted 2/6/04 2:27 PM     hmm, that was a bit harsh mindd face, if i were a boy i might be as offended and shocked as dear Mr Goldwater , who by the way, i thought wrote a truly moving and elequont reply. i am in fact quite tempted to stick up for the male population due to the fact that you, miss mindd face were in fact an accurate representation of what i one would call a rude person. Mr Goldwater on the other hand spoke in a truly delightful and polite manner. It seems that you have destroyed your entire argument by writing so unpleasantly. I do however tottaly agree with the whole hair gel thing, its groos...please..dont do it!!!!!!!!! sorry Mindd face, but ive got to go with what my heart tells me to say yours faithfully Faigie Leah
chana mindelle + rochela faige	posted 2/6/04 3:20 PM     dear lfaige leah.... iit has become apparent through reasons that shall not be specified, that you are in fact a member of the male species....please admit your guilt, all real girls (even second class citizens) would never break the sisterhood bond by doing such an unlawful act. plus if you were a realgirl u would join us in one of our many hobbies- BOYSMASHING!! as they are indeed everything we mentioned above. boys just dont know what girls want from them! where as we know what boys want...(i wont be explicit, this is after all a hasmo message board).. which brings us back to our original point!! have a nice day!
Chana Mindelle	posted 2/8/04 0:56 AM     slight correction there: second generation Immigrant! youll pay dearly...
Mr. Goldwater	posted 2/8/04 1:23 AM       Miss Faigele and Miss Mindelle, I apologise if you were unable to understand my previous communication - I will try to curb the verbosity in this one. You commented on our common room, implying that it is some sort of hotbed of masculine riotous behaviour - this may be true to some extent, but there are certainly NO pictures of ANY girls on the walls - you flatter yourselves if you think us boys require a constant female presence everywhere we go. You also misunderstand my statement that I was your obedient servant - this is a common term used among civilised and cultured people for the ending of polite, interesting letters. I am slightly concerned about one of your favourite hobbies being "boysmashing", and sincerely hope I will not be the boy in question. What are your other hobbies? Glass smashing, etc.? Finally, "we all know what boys want" - I think it's quite clear from this message board, which obviously represents the male gender superbly and completely, that boys want intellectual discourse, fiery debate and intelligent conversation. Once again, I remind you that your foray into this message board in this direct, challenging fashion is discourteous (some might say rude) and really ought to be retracted. I remain, madames, your obedient servant, Mr. Goldwater.
me	posted 2/8/04 1:01 PM     "boys want intellectual discourse, fiery debate and intelligent conversation."- sorry,but what planet are you on!?!?!?!??!!? and if they had the choice there WOULD be pictures of girls on the walls!!! instead of messing around and mr. goldwater trying to act as a superior of some kind, i think this would be a perfect forum to discuss the varying opinions on inter-gender socialising etc..im sure hasmo girls- and boys would have plenty to discuss and get excited about, so lets cut the jokes and have a little mature debate!! (and it would be nice if people just used colloquial language- not due to my ignorance or being under-educated- but i truly believe everyones opinion is valid and shouldnt be made to feel inferior, by certain individuals.) thankimg you sincerely... me
Mr. Goldwater	posted 2/8/04 2:15 PM       Miss (I presume) "Me", I find your suggestion that this message board be turned into some sort of serious forum for the debate of controversial issues strange. Have you read the rest of the material herein? This message board is a place of satire and mirth, not of "mature debate". Messages posted are (almost without exception) there to try to entertain the reader - the discussions about "inter-gender socialising" you request belong somewhere else entirely! In your opinion, "everyone's opinion is valid" - I would tend to disagree. (Thus is my opinion valid or not?) Finally, "Me", please do not accuse me of "messing around" - I find this most objectionable. Yours (but only just), Mr. Goldwater.
me	posted 2/9/04 2:06 PM     mr goldwater.... i and the rest of the people on this forum are fully aware of the boys intellecual limitations on this website... and for this reason we are giving them a chance- why not hear the voice of many concerning relevent mature topics?? - its a much more stimulating and effective way to attract people to the website....(its already brought these ppl, a change from the usual bunch!) or maybe, you like just SOUNDING clever using your extended vocabularies, metaphors etc without ever having to use your brains or interaction skills. plus its a great way for boys and girls to tell eachother what they think, without getting on a personal level! thanking you me
Mr. Goldwater	posted 2/9/04 4:42 PM       Miss "Me", In general, I am always in favour of the debate of what you call "relevent mature topics (sic)". However, this forum is certainly NOT the place for such debate - once again, I urge you to read the rest of this board's content, which, I hope you'll agree, is hardly relevant, nor, sadly, mature. But it is not the place of intellectuals like your good self (and, I hope, myself) to burst in here and turn what was a place of frivolity and "fun" into a place of dour discussion. Just look up this page - how many times have I been accused of trying to be sound clever (you just did it again) - you demand intelligent, coherent, "relevant and mature" debate, yet when I try to articulate my views, I am shouted down (quite rudely) by your good selves, supposedly in the name of "maturity". Now, this just won't do. You suggested that this forum becomes somewhere for "boys and girls" to "tell each other what they think, without getting on a personal level". I have told several of you what I think in the course of the last few posts, and I have been rebutted (unjustly) and insulted - personally ("you just like SOUNDING clever" springs to mind). Please work out what it is you want, then clearly articulate your ideas for this forum. Until then, I remain, yours sincerely, Mr. Goldwater. http://www.parliamentlive.tv If you want truly mature, relevant debate, this is the place to go!
websurfer	posted 2/9/04 5:53 PM     is this not the most patronising peroson any of you have ever come across????? (sheesh give her a break - i think its pretty obvious what "me" is getting at!!)
Aryeh Grossman - Joint Vice Chairman of the Hasmonean High School (Boys) Israel Society	posted 2/9/04 5:58 PM       Doniel, you make a lovely bird, and being two of them at the same time is certainly an achievement, and Shimon your first reply had me in hysterics...obediant servant, its sooo adrian mole! http://www.hasmofm.co.uk I'm on Hasmo FM and you're not, nah nah nah nah nah!
Mr. Goldwater	posted 2/9/04 6:10 PM       To whom it may concern, I give up. It seems that my attempts to lighten an otherwise inestiambly DULL thread with some interesting discussion have been thwarted by certain people every time, who fail to understand that not everything I write is meant to be taken on face value. My subtlety has clearly been rather too much (in simpler terms: It's your fault, not mine). From now on visitors are advised to be very, very blunt, and not use words with too many letters. Your accusation that I am "patronising" is perhaps justified (only very slightly), but I must say, I had more than adequate reason to adopt this tone, considering some of what was written previously on this thread. I have had enough. Yours etc., Mr. Goldwater.

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